credit Scream
californianchanel:

$$$

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

girl:babe come over

boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl:my parents aren't home

boy:I know

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines